Which, okay, great. I would’ve liked to leave open the possibility of making my wallpaper a screencap of him being led out of the pentagon in handcuffs, but I’ll settle for simply getting someone competent in there.
But Spencer: please, PLEASE be wrong about this. I am slightly worried that Spencer’s gone into some sort of clairvoyant fugue state, though.
UPDATE: Phew! Looks like it’ll be Robert Gates instead. My expert analysis: he’s not currently a U.S. senator. Good!
Bob Gates managed to find the only job in America worse than being president of A&M.