beach accomplished

Well, I’m back. I brought with me a tan, a briefly-broken camera, five new pounds of body fat and a profound sense of bewilderment at having missed my college reunion.

Not that I would have gone — it would have been nice to see old friends, but I wouldn’t have wanted to leave my vacation early. But I’m a little miffed that I didn’t heard a peep about it from UVA. I guess they don’t bother keeping track of you if you don’t join the alumni association — something that I refused to do, despite many lame entreaties. “Free Burrito Dinner!” they’d proclaim, “You just have to join the alumni association!”

A delicious burrito did sound pretty good at the time. But since the deal basically amounted to $250/burrito, I declined. Admittedly, I wouldn’t have had to make any payments for several years (it’s the burrito interest that kills you). But the sense that someone was trying to trick me in an insultingly stupid way led me to foreswear the alumni association permanently. Hence: no reunion mailings.

I’m much happier to have spend that time at the beach, anyway. And there are pictures! My own collection is a little truncated, both due to apathy and to sand getting into my camera partway through the trip, making it unable to focus on anything. A little zooming in and out seems to have dislodged the wayward grain, though, and everything’s okay again. Here are the ones I managed to snap before that happened:

man on dog actionthis looks like a craterpeepsa dog on the beach, happykite flyin'TERROR SAUR!this fish is an ASSHOLEouchkite flyin'the end of TERROR SAURwhiskey drinkin'ready...fight!grapplingtakedownkick out!PILEDRIVERit's all so... wet!emily wadingme, smirking strangelyRIDE THE WHALEFOXthe week in a nutshellyogaball in waitthe game from a distancejeremy returnspreparing to servedig!scrambling to returnYOGA FIRE!it'syouit'syouundeniably short shortssommer, with yogaball in the backgroundhi lindsay!sara returning from the wavesjulian readingsara reapplies sunscreenemily in shadesboring emailcharles moves at the speed of fancharles, waiting for his high-school-aged girlfriendinspecting the septic tanksara & matton our way to minigolflistening to the haunted pirate introductiondeepak amid the grassesjeremy takes an interesting linekriston reads the greenjeremy considers the linksminigolf in the shadow of the pirate shiphunting pretend moosesI think I just shot a cowkriston playing pacmancharles and ezra fight aliensezra, lowering aliens' rates of positive health outcomescharles and ezra with an ad-hoc beach stooplindsay and sara smile for the cameraor they could just chataaaand this is when my camera broke

You can find everyone else’s photos here.

One Response to “beach accomplished”

  1. Admirador says:

    bueno esta para darte una buena culeada

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