a quick but extremely important poll

How many people are familiar with the urban legend involving a family gone on vacation, a robbery, and a developed roll of film that reveals the burglar doing unpleasant things to the family’s toothbrushes?

I thought this was part of our shared cultural heritage, but maybe I’m wrong.

18 Responses to “a quick but extremely important poll”

  1. Emily says:

    “informal” poll, eh? Well, me plus the thirty or so people sitting near me all say we haven’t heard of it (what? you’re not even tracking my cookies, you can’t prove anything)

  2. Rich says:

    I heard in reference to a car at a rest stop, but yeah, it’s part of my cultural heritage.

  3. belle says:

    I read about it on snopes one long, boring day, but I’d never heard about it before that.

  4. Matt F says:

    Nope, never heard it.

  5. Drew says:

    *raises hand*
    Huh, I thought that was a pretty standard tale too.

  6. Adrienne says:

    ditto Ficke. never heard this one.

  7. Amanda says:

    Yeah, never heard of it either.

  8. Tom says:

    I can’t believe this! I thought this was universal schoolyard lore.
    I just hope you all have been taking adequate toothbrush-related precautions.

  9. Mike says:

    Never heard of that one. Maybe someday you can tell it to me.

  10. Jake says:

    I’ve heard of it. I don’t remember where, though.

  11. snarkout says:

    Heard it, I think at summer camp as a kid (but possibly in The Vanishing Hitchhiker or the like).

  12. Sommer says:

    Definitely haven’t heard it.

  13. jeff says:

    Can’t place the source, but I’ve definitely heard it. Though we more or less shared a childhood, so I’m not sure how much ammo me agreeing with you provides.

  14. Becks says:

    I’ve heard of it but I was really into alt.folklore.urban when I was in high school.

  15. jim says:

    Not me, neither, but my childhood was in England, and I believed all burglars wore striped sweaters and carried bags marked “swag” and therefore wouldn’t be interested in toothbrushes.

  16. PMS says:

    Definitely heard it many times, the first from someone who supposedly knew a friend of the person it happened to (the ever-popular FOAF, or “friend of a friend”) … I heard it as a honeymoon the first time.
    Definitely a classic urban legend in the Jan Brunevald tradition though not quite on the level of the serial killer with the hook arm and the couple making out in the car.

  17. susan says:

    Also heard it many times. Usually set in Jamaica, for some reason. And it’s not a burglar, it’s a bellboy in the hotel who’s not been tipped.

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