Charles says they're slated to go on second, around 7:50. Looking at the sky right now makes my weather widget's dire predictions look unfounded. We seem poised to rock.

And hey, not only will you be able to enjoy a beautiful summer day, free music, and the sight of adorable children gamboling across the lawn as their embittered ex-musician parents look on, you'll also be able to soak up some X-Files-style conspiracy theorizing. Behold!

• A DCist commenter noted that Ft. Reno is well-known as a not-so-secret presidential hidey-hole and linked to a
• Related site with the following documents:
     - Artists' rendition of the facility's hypothesized layout (see also)
     - Incriminating document (PDF) indicating that the FAA sought to build a secret mind control transceiver/shed on the property
• Reports of a mysterious motorcade at the park in the midst of the arsenic scare. Could the purported potential for poisoning be dastardly Dick Cheney's bid for a new lair?!! It seems all but certain.