Even to you, Steve, I have to — goddammit — I have to say no:
This war on adverbs has to end. It’s madness — madness I tell you! We have parts of speech for a reason, you know. And whatever it is, it presumably extends beyond the whims of petty martinets like myself.
Of course, this is all really just one front in the larger battle against suffixes — a fight that every FAIL-using LOLcatter is on the wrong side of. Frank, I don’t like our chances.