sick again

God dammit. I was feeling good about my prospects this year. Yes, I spent two and a half weeks sick. But so did everyone else! I was just trying to fit in! Besides, that length of time isn’t that bad by my historical standards. Generally speaking I spend about every twelfth day of the year coughing or sneezing or otherwise being unpleasant to be around, and doing so in an extremely biological manner. I thought this year’s stats would be an improvement.

But this morning I woke up with a 101 degree fever. My eyes stung. My lungs felt like burlap covered with cat hair, and my spine felt like a tube of pantyhose crammed full of pointy garbage. I took a sick day and lord was it ever a good idea.

The afternoon’s been filled with cranberry juice and bad science fiction movies (when Henry Rollins and Dolph Lundgren are by far the best actors in a production you know you’re looking at a quality piece of cinema). Tomorrow? Well, we’ll see.

2 Responses to “sick again”

  1. Drew says:

    Henry Rollins and Dolph Lundgren? Sounds like someone has been watching Johnny Mnemonic! I’m not sure that’s the path to getting better…

  2. Tom says:

    Maaaaybe. Personally, though, I found it immensely therapeutic.

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