you might be a terrible writer if…

  • You ever entitle a blog post according to the form “A, B and C… Oh My!”
  • Your name is Peter Travers (I mean really)
  • You make Jeff Foxworthy references

Otherwise, carry on.

3 Responses to “you might be a terrible writer if…”

  1. ben wolfson says:

    There ought to be an exemption on the first item if you’re actually writing about lions, tigers, and bears. (Although even there the preferred form is “lions and tigers and bears”, not “lions, tigers and bears”.)

  2. Justin says:

    Does my latest photo blog count?

  3. Tom says:

    Justin, that photo is absolutely exempted. That sort of thing needs to be encouraged.
    Ben, you’re right that of the three criteria outlined here, the first is the most problematic. I bet some good friends have used that formulation in the past — I wouldn’t be surprised to learn that I had, too. But its lazy allure must be resisted.
    Also, you are of course right about the “A and B and C” formulation being the correct one. But the offense that prompted me to write this post didn’t hew to that standard, making it that much worse.

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